Here ya go Megan!
12.27.03 (11:52 am) [edit]Damn that towel!....hehe forget I said anything. I wasn't going to post this, but I figured I could try and give a few people a heartattack. :twisted:
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Not one to be left behind...
12.24.03 (10:56 pm) [edit]Well Tara posted her hottie for the day now it's my turn.
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[i][b]Merry Christmas people!!!![/b][/i]
Just a little day before Christmas story.
12.24.03 (6:33 am) [edit]Feel free to either laugh or throw things. Remember [i]NO[/i] rotting foods. If you feel the need to throw something at me throw sharp objects or something creative. If it doesn't kill can and [i]will[/i] be reused. Now enjoy the story :D
Al Bundy's Christmas story
from It's a Bundyful Life (Part 1) (412)
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.
OOoo He gonna get it now!!
12.20.03 (12:54 pm) [edit]Locked the doors and bar up the windows the family fued is about to explode! Five days tell christmas and this dumbass butch of family I've got has to be idiots and start fighting..AGAIN!!!! Thankfully it's just uncles and a backstabbing bitch wife of one that's fighting. I just caught quiet a bit of it when I called nanny to thank her for the christmas present. Ok I'm going sentimental here. If you've got your family with you this christmas make the best of it and let sharp words slip by for a change, a little peace for christmas perhaps. Alright enough of this!! Here's a different version of the twelve days of christmas.
Christmas jobs for Al
from Christmas (712)
With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you:
12 days fruit picking,
11 off-ramp selling,
10 toilets cleaning,
9 digging graves,
8 sneaking sewers,
7 spearing rats,
6 training guard dogs,
5 giving blood!
4 crash-test dummying,
3 jobs roach-killing,
2 jobs dog catching,
and one job Santaing at the mall.
Don't throw rotting food!! Sharp object would be nice ^_^ If they don't kill they can be reused!
Faces of dreams
12.14.03 (11:01 pm) [edit]Do any of you have reoccuring dreams where your in a completely body? It's always the same and the body is yours, but it looks completely different than your own. Or you keep seeing someone in your dreams that you've seen before in life, but you know this person in your dreams? If you read this and do have some of these freaky dreams leave a comment. I can't be the only freak....hopefully.
P.S. I'm not doing this to gain comments. I could really care less about the amount I have. This is something I really want to know
Since I haven't posted a pic in forever here ya go...
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Back from the dead...
12.13.03 (12:32 am) [edit]I've been trying to get ready for my ged test so I haven't took the time to update. The test is over so I'm back. Due to a very dull week or so there's nothing to tell. As you can see I've been playing with the color scheme...don't know if I'll leave it like this though. I just got sick of seeing the other colors.
Sweeter days and SNOW!!
12.05.03 (9:23 pm) [edit]Today's been great! I had to stay the whole day, but that was my choice this time. After I got out of ged I went to room 17 and talked to Ginger and Jessica till their class got back then head to second lunch where I wound up getting bit! The bite marks are just now fading away!! I hid in someone else's class after that and when the lunches were over and I ran out of hiding places I went back to the ged to room to grab some tuff to study over the weekend. The ged teacher tried to play match maker..again. She's a sweet woman. The concert was great! Jered and Jesse really kicked ass!! Although I got stuck with someone trying to play cupid again!! My god people just cause I'm single does that mean I have to every two bit cupid's target!?!?! I really didn't want to leave for certain reasons but good times can't last forever and there's always monday :D When I got back to the elementary Rachel got a snowball fight start in the middle of the parking lot. That was the first snowball fight I've engaged in for over three years. It's a blast when you can act like your five and peg someone in the face with SNOW!! Well I hope everyone has a great weekend Cya!
If I said it once I've said it a hundred times..I HATE HAVING TO PUT A SUBJECT!!!
12.01.03 (10:13 pm) [edit]Welcome everyone to my world! Sit down and shut up or hit the door...now that I have your attention time for me to ramble! *gets squashed under the horde of people running for the exit* Oweeee!!! Fine I'll just talk to the wall! Anyway, my day hasn't been worth shit. I thought I'd have to call someone to pick me up at school cause I didn't see daddy anywhere. My uncle had come to pick me up so I wasn't looking for his trunk. On the way back home he told me daddy was bad sick. I drove daddy back home and had to stop on the side of the road for him to loose his lunch. I kept my nose buried in my coat to keep from doing the same. *gag* can't stand the smell. When they said there's no rest for the wicked they must have had me in mind. An hour sleep last night and I could sleep worth crap when I got home because of try to atleast stay half awake to answer the phone before it woke him up. Little snot woke we up to go to town to get him a milyway and a pepsi!!! He better enjoy this while he can cause when he's better there's gonna be hell to pay!!!
SQUEE!!! I love manga!! Love Manga!! I borrowed sarah's [i]vampire game[/i]...absolutley loved it!! Now I'm going to have to save up and get a few of my own. Ah Shit!! Our school rings come in sometime this week and I don't have the money to get mine. *cries* I hate money!!! *cries even louder* I'm on the last part on Blood Omen 2 and badly stuck on it!!! Squee! I did get to see Umah die twice though ^.^.....I get the feeling I'm forgetting something...eh oh well. Cya People!!